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Joke of the Day
"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."
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"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"
"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."
"religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay"
"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."