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Joke of the Day

"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"Thirty seven years ago, my wife walked out on me because apparently, I hold on to grudges too long. What a bitch."

"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"

"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."

"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"