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Joke of the Day

"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."

"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."

"What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done."

"I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?"

"What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb? If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner."

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."

"Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"

"I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks"

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"