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Joke of the Day

"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."

"Nerdy Fairy Tale ""Grandmother, what big ears you have!"" ""Since I can't see you, I can at least hear you Infrared Ridinghood..."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side."

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"

"Me: Goodnight moon Moon: night. Me: What? Moon: nothing. It's fine. Me: You're acting distant Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away"

"how many people does it take to save the world? zero (compliments to my SO who thinks she made this up)"

"Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup? Because they were tailor made for it."

"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."