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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a car? Virgin Mobile"
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"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."
"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"
"Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism... Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11."
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."