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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story."

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"[Plane starts to go down] *Frantically shoves an entire bag of Life Savers GummiesTM into my mouth*"
"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."
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"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""
"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""
"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."