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Joke of the Day
"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."
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"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."
"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"
"In my experience there's two ways to get things done, the right way and the drunk way."
"Shut up, will you?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?"
"The ultimate collection of jokes about Uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html"
"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""
"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."