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Joke of the Day

"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"

"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."

"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."

"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"

"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"