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Joke of the Day

"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"

"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"I met the woman of my dreams playing Pokemon GO then she got hit by a car."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player? Ask them what OP stands for."

"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"

"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"