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Joke of the Day

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"I've just made an abortion. I'm not kidding."

"Let's talk about sausage.... Isn't it the wurst?"

"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."

"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"

"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much it is for a beer. The bartender says ; ""For you.. No charge!"""

"I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have a gun."

"What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!"