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Joke of the Day
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
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"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
"What do you call a scientist that measures things in space? A cosmetrologist."
"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."
"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."
"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"
"Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use."
"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."
"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"