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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""

"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."

"What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes."

"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One looks up at the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"

"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."

"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."