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Joke of the Day

"Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !"

"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"

"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."

"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."

"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"

"For those who never forget a face, you are an exception."

"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"

"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"

"That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it."