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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere? Salmon en route"
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"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."
"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."
"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"
"Why was jesus great at rock climbing? He could find foot and hand holes"
"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"