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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."

"Remember when we thought ""Any kid can grow up to be President"" was a good thing?"

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK... It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."