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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."
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"at the salon thinking of going darker for winter maybe i'll kill the shampoo girl"
"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""
"What do you call a man who you are not sure will become your friend? A training brah."
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
"That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation."
"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"
"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."