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Joke of the Day

"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."

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"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."
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"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"
"Bob drowned... , so at his funeral we put a life jacket over his grave. It is what he would have wanted."