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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elderly burglar's vagina? A Crook Granny's Nooky Cranny!"

"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."

"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."

"I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard."

"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""

"If Jesus had 4 arms He could have escaped"

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ? Reality. I'll show myself out now..."

"Yo Mama So Ugly... Bill Cosby needed to drug himself to fuck her"

"I had a serious talk with my girlfriend after she told me about her rape fantasy. It actually went pretty well too... Ending with me whispering in her ear, ""shut the fuck up or I cut you bitch"""