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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."

"So I've been tossing up between becoming a meteorologist or a scout master. But I don't know weather or knot.."

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."

"Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator."

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."

"If the black man got shot, these guys get fired. Secret Service guys, cuz you know."

"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"

"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"