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Joke of the Day
"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"
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"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"
"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."
"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""
"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
"there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair"