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Joke of the Day

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."

"I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase ""Blimpin ain't easy."""

"I just realized something about how I browse Reddit"

"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."

"A non sequiter walks into a bar 3"

"Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus."

"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"