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Joke of the Day

"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &nbsp; You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"

"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""

"It's raining, It's pouring... I really should be snoring. I cleared my head with sudafed I won't get to sleep until morning. (I know, I know, it's not really a joke because it's true)"

"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"

"""Sorry, boss. I can't come in today."" ""Why not?"" [fakes a sore throat] ""I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."""

"If you ask me to go get ""Eyetalian"" food with you, our friendship is probably over."

"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."

"What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved."

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."