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Joke of the Day

"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""

"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public."

"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""

"James Bond slept through an earthquake He was shaken, not stirred."

"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"

"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes."

"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"already regret the text i'm about to send"