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Joke of the Day

"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""

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"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."
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"Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing-yourself-doesnt-always-work.html"
"So how do you confuse a blonde Redditor? [Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_a_blonde_redditor/)"
"What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team? One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C^#@$"
"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."
"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"
"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."
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