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Joke of the Day

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"

"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball."

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes? They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death."

"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"

"If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater."

"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""