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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."
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"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."
"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"
"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""
"if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like ""kale satan"" and ""i love the dark gourd"" and nobody would stop me"
"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."
"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."