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Joke of the Day

"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."

"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."

"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."

"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."

"What do you a Mars with water? Wars"

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."

"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"

"What is the difference between a creep and a kid? I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap."

"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."

"If you're happy and you know it go to hell"