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Joke of the Day

"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""

"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."

"What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half."

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"I got my first email address in 1999 to keep in touch with a girl I met in Poland. She's dead now but I still use email."