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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."
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"Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin."
"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."
"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"
"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"
"What smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"I'm wearing this hipster's carcass ironically."
"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"