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Joke of the Day
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""
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"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""
"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."
"My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he wasn't happy when I brought him Juan. Thought this up in the car and thought the nice people of the Internet would want to know :)"
"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."