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Joke of the Day
"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."
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"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."
"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"
"Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian."
"your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice"