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Joke of the Day

"*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* ""Wait, if you're here then that means"" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*"

"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"

"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"

"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"