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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"

"Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes."

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"

"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."

"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."

"Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club. Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house."

"A second child fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclosure. Luckily the kid escaped and the gorillas were unHarambed."

"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."