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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"
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"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."
"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it! [looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE ""SUBTOTAL""?!?"
"A banker, a Greek and a German sit on a table ... There are ten cookies on that table. The banker takes nine and tells the German: ""Watch out, the Greek so going to steal your cookie!"""
"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."
"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."