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Joke of the Day

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

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"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
"History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!"
"4-year-old: What do you want for your birthday? Me: You could get me a ""world's best dad"" mug. 4: You told me not to lie."
"Womens Rights"
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"[at seance] Me: If you truly are a ghost why don't you move this object Ghost: If you truly are a human why don't you get your shit together"
"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"
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