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Joke of the Day
"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""
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"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."
"Eating pussy is like subway eat fresh."
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"My son, you were thrown out of school today for letting a girl jerk you off. Son, that's three schools this year... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."
"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."
"What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends? Cannelonely!"