177036

Joke of the Day

"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."

"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""

"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"

"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"