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Joke of the Day
"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"
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"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "
"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"
"My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle. ""My uncle's a cop, you know,"" he said. ""Oh, really?"" ""No, O'Riley."""
"You don't need a parachute to go sky diving You need a parachute to go sky diving twice"
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"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."
"Suicide book A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""