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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"

"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."

"If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech."

"Did you hear about the new sprinklers from Australia? They're Aussielating."

"Whats the difference between boobs and batteries? If they're AA, at least batteries have something positive"