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Joke of the Day

"My sister's lucky she married a doctor She says she has access to way more treatment options than normal patients."

"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."

"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"

"My mother in law just died... It was a blessing though. I had been suffering for years."

"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."

"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"

"*shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race"

"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"

"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."

"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."