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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
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"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"What's the best iPhone app for telling a kid he's adopted?"
"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."
"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."
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"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."