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Joke of the Day

"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."

"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."

"DATING TIP: Play hard to get. Train to be an astronaut. Fly into space and leave Earth behind. Then text your crush and be like ""what's up?"""

"Jesus told Peter, ""Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing"" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit"

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."