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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."
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"What do you call an expert that studies sign language? A signtist!"
"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."
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"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"
"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."
"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"
"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"
"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."