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Joke of the Day
"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."
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"Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing. The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died."
"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."
"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."
"Spread me apart, lick, & enjoy my cream! ~Oreos, you pervs"
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."
"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."