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Joke of the Day
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."
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"Goal weight: ""are you ok, you look sick"""
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
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"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "
"An Irishman Walks out of a bar."
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"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""