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Joke of the Day
"Goal weight: ""are you ok, you look sick"""
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"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"
"A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!"
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show."
"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"
"I've lost 10 pounds! Well, I subtracted five for PMS. That Q-Tip I was holding must be at least a pound. Plus my hair was wet. Go, me!"
"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"