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Joke of the Day

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"

"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"

"Kudos to therapists for resisting the natural urge to top other people's problems."

"Me: If Obi-Wan's clothes remained after Vader killed him, then why wasn't ghost Obi-Wan naked? My date: [to waiter] Check, please."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"What did the policeman say to the jumper? Pullover"

"Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)"