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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food"

"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."

"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."

"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."

"What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side? Everything, given enough time"

"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"

"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."

"What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck"

"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""

"Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick' said one 'run ! Before they say we did it !"