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Joke of the Day

"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."

"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"

"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."

"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."

"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."

"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."

"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."

"When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them."