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Joke of the Day

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."

"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."

"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."

"I've been procrastinating on lots of projects which means I've been multitasking all morning which means I've earned a nap."

"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."

"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"

"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."

"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."

"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"

"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."