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Joke of the Day

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."

"Pregnant Removed"

"If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun."

"What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan? No home oh"

"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"

"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."

"I don't like referencing Not et al."

"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"

"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."