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Joke of the Day

"When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house. I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive."

"a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS"

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"[barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?"

"Why are cows so famous? Because they're out-standing in their field."

"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."

"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."