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Joke of the Day

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"You can burn up to 150 calories through one vigorous session of masturbation... Still got me kicked out of my weight watchers meeting though."

"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."

"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"

"Friend: ""What's a good movie?"" Me: ""Snakes on a plane"" Friend: ""Whats it about?"" Me: ""Horses... horses on a boat"""

"What do you call a psychic little person on the lam? A small medium at large"

"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."

"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."