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Joke of the Day

"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."

"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt"

"why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck."

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."

"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"